Scott Says

How can politicians stay out of trouble?  Why does Eliot Spitzer frown so much?  Shouldn’t Nancy Grace be live in-studio?

 

 So you've decided to burn down an orphanage [3:57m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (62)

What Mom’s Weekend traditions can be avoided?  Why doesn’t your dad talk on the quad?  What’s the matter with pizza box carpeting?

 

 After six years, Mom's Weekend getting old [3:07m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (36)

How did the Big Ten Network finally convince me it’s a good thing?  How much were Big Ten Tournament tickets overpriced?  What leads to more dancing than school spirit?

 

 Big Ten Network perks finally unveiled [4:51m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (52)

How did cat people respond to my cat column?  What’s worse, having a cat or a baby?  What does “genie” mean in French?

 

 Scott's mailbag: cats vs. babies [4:23m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (44)

Why would anyone drink coffee every morning?  What makes ordering at Starbucks so difficult?  What’s a “burlappuccino”?

 

 Just a 'regular' coffee drinker [3:48m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (36)

What’s wrong with cat owners?  What hygienic cat product can out-perform a shot putter?  Why is it great to be the Pope?

 

 Feline owners' mentality a catastrophe [3:37m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (33)

Why can’t men read women?  What is the cardinal rule of both journalism and dating?  What dance tips would you give a 13-year-old?

 

 Happy Valentine's Day! Have this dead squirrel [3:46m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (57)

What’s wrong with cable news networks?  How do you choose a good slogan?  Does anybody actually like nougat?

 

 SNN: The Scott News Network [4:11m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (38)

Who should you vote for? What does Rudy Giuliani have in common with Jeff Bezos? Why would anybody mention Treasure Trolls in 2008?

 

 Scott Green's profiles of the leading presidential candidates [8:01m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (33)

Why shouldn’t Illinois citizens vote?  What bad decisions have they made in the past?  Robble robble?

 

 The primary problem with Illinois is its voters [3:53m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (41)