Scott Says

Chris Cooley.

Cracked.com pulls off the prank of the…  well, of the week, at least.  Impressive, being as how April Fools’ Day came this week.

Read about it here.  And lest you think it’s made up, at the end of the write-up is a link to the clip on YouTube.  Awesome.

And that answer was “no.”

I hope he was anesthetized for this.

Two disturbing things about this article:

1. The school punished students for using legal American currency, which is legal tender for all debts, public and private; and

2. The 8th-graders arranged this through TEXT MESSAGES. At age 14? Seriously?

Is he a nutjob or just a total kook?

Can parents use Facebook? What mistake did my sister make? What’s the first step in beekeeping?

 

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Scott Green for Student Trustee: “You could do a lot worse.”

You can still join the Facebook group to show your support for me in my now-defunct movement to become your megalomaniacal representative to the Board of Trustees of the University of Illinois.

HELP SCOTT: Download and print these fliers and pamphlets and hand ‘em out to support the least objectionable candidate, Scott Green. You need Microsoft Word to view them.

Flier 1

Flier 2

Pamphlet 1

Pamphlet 2

Right, Smiling Bob?

After checking these out, don’t forget to join my Facebook group, “Scott Green: Write-In Candidate For Student Trustee.” You can also download fliers and pamphlets you can distribute right here, at ScottSays.com.

Remember: You could do a lot worse.

Part 1 (Announcing my candidacy, a campaign ad and a debate with Paul Schmitt):

Part 2 (The conclusion of the debate, an attack ad, and I meet the voters):

Part 3 (I meet some more voters, and make a startling announcement):