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		<title>Comment on How I engaged my favorite reader by I&#8217;m getting married &#171; Scott Green</title>
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		<title>Comment on Lawyers have ethics?  They bet they do by Our newest justice, after these messages &#171; Scott Green</title>
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		<title>Comment on AAAHH!!!  REAL LAWSUITS by Our newest justice, after these messages &#171; Scott Green</title>
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		<dc:creator>Our newest justice, after these messages &#171; Scott Green</dc:creator>
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		<title>Comment on Red hots!  Get yer red hot newspapers heeeeeeyah! by Roger Ebert one-ups the Internet &#171; Scott Green</title>
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		<dc:creator>Roger Ebert one-ups the Internet &#171; Scott Green</dc:creator>
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		<title>Comment on At Wrigley, Blago just another loser by Something about televised baseball doesn&#8217;t add up &#171; Scott Green</title>
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		<dc:creator>Something about televised baseball doesn&#8217;t add up &#171; Scott Green</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Apr 2010 15:47:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Comment on WedTV by Showering with 40 or 50 women &#171; Scott Green</title>
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		<dc:creator>Showering with 40 or 50 women &#171; Scott Green</dc:creator>
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		<title>Comment on Walking down the aisle&#8230; at Bed Bath &amp; Beyond by Showering with 40 or 50 women &#171; Scott Green</title>
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		<dc:creator>Showering with 40 or 50 women &#171; Scott Green</dc:creator>
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		<title>Comment on What you might&#8217;ve missed during fall:  Scott Green&#8217;s semester-in-review by At Wrigley, Blago just another loser &#171; Scott Green</title>
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		<dc:creator>At Wrigley, Blago just another loser &#171; Scott Green</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2010 19:17:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Comment on Blame, and other Games for Chicago 2016 by Seeing how Chicago democracy Sootts me &#171; Scott Green</title>
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		<dc:creator>Seeing how Chicago democracy Sootts me &#171; Scott Green</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Apr 2010 21:27:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Comment on Shakespeare, you old hack!  Happy birthday by Blame, and other Games for Chicago 2016 &#171; Scott Green</title>
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		<dc:creator>Blame, and other Games for Chicago 2016 &#171; Scott Green</dc:creator>
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		<title>Comment on WedTV by Spoiled by spoilers, but &#8220;Lost&#8221; without them &#171; Scott Green</title>
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		<dc:creator>Spoiled by spoilers, but &#8220;Lost&#8221; without them &#171; Scott Green</dc:creator>
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		<title>Comment on Staying razor-sharp on Halloween by Holy Moses, it&#8217;s still the story of Passover &#171; Scott Green</title>
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		<dc:creator>Stork droppings &#171; Scott Green</dc:creator>
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		<title>Comment on Michael Jordan will save our economy by Rich like Mario &#171; Scott Green</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rich like Mario &#171; Scott Green</dc:creator>
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		<title>Comment on Morgan Freeman says to take a deep breath by Rich like Mario &#171; Scott Green</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rich like Mario &#171; Scott Green</dc:creator>
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		<title>Comment on Single guys, enjoy manly music while you can by Walking down the aisle&#8230; at Bed Bath &#38; Beyond &#171; Scott Green</title>
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		<dc:creator>Walking down the aisle&#8230; at Bed Bath &#38; Beyond &#171; Scott Green</dc:creator>
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		<title>Comment on The tale of the Black Friday pilgrims by Merry Jewish Christmas &#171; Scott Green</title>
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		<dc:creator>Merry Jewish Christmas &#171; Scott Green</dc:creator>
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		<title>Comment on Holy Moses, it&#8217;s the story of Passover by The tale of the Black Friday pilgrims &#171; Scott Green</title>
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		<dc:creator>The tale of the Black Friday pilgrims &#171; Scott Green</dc:creator>
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		<dc:creator>WedTV &#171; Scott Green</dc:creator>
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		<dc:creator>Holy Moses, it&#8217;s still the story of Passover &#171; Scott Green</dc:creator>
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		<dc:creator>Ill Bill &#171; Scott Green</dc:creator>
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		<dc:creator>For athletes, a Nobel example of peace &#171; Scott Green</dc:creator>
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		<dc:creator>The abstinence SCAM &#171; Scott Green</dc:creator>
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		<dc:creator>At Wrigley, Blago just another loser &#171; Scott Green</dc:creator>
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		<dc:creator>WedTV &#171; Scott Green</dc:creator>
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		<dc:creator>Stop this commercial or innocent men will dye &#171; Scott Green</dc:creator>
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		<dc:creator>Don&#8217;t pick me, Pat &#171; Scott Green</dc:creator>
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