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Shark weak
August 5, 2010
Our newest justice, after these messages
May 3, 2010
Roger Ebert one-ups the Internet
April 26, 2010
Something about televised baseball doesn’t add up
April 15, 2010
Showering with 40 or 50 women
April 8, 2010
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Personal
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How I engaged my favorite reader
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Happy Valentine's Day! Have this dead squirrel
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Single guys, enjoy manly music while you can
Politics
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Unclogging the politics of plumbing
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A closed letter to Roland Burris
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A floating question mark about the economy
College Life
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This Chief Illiniwek column is extremely controversial
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You didn't play Frisbee on the quad?
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Cow poop fundraiser comes up roses
Other
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Holy Moses! It's the story of Passover
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Scott's mailbag: cats vs. babies
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The Sex Column Answer Man
Classic
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This column contains no nudity
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Law school Q&A
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The patented five-minute study plan
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