http://scottsays.com The Official Website of Humor Columnist Scott Green Thu, 20 Nov 2008 07:09:59 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.2 en ©Scott Green scott@scottsays.com (Scott Green) scott@scottsays.com(Scott Green) 1440 This is humor columnist Scott Green as you have never heard him before: With your ears. Scott has been making readers spit coffee out their noses for years, even when they were not drinking coffee, though he admits this is largely due to his appearance. The Scott Green Podcast: Illiteracy has never been so much fun. 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