http://scottsays.com ScottSays.com - the collected works of humor columnist Scott Green Tue, 01 Jun 2010 02:01:05 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 2007-2008 scott@scottsays.com (Scott Green) scott@scottsays.com (Scott Green) posts 1440 This is humor columnist Scott Green as you have never heard him before: With your ears. Scott has been making readers spit coffee out their noses for years, even when they were not drinking coffee, though he admits this is largely due to his appearance. The Scott Green Podcast: Illiteracy has never been so much fun. Scott Green Scott Green scott@scottsays.com No no http://scottsays.com/wp-content/plugins/podpress/images/podcast/scott-144x144.jpg http://scottsays.com 144 144 http://scottsays.com/2010/05/31/im-getting-married/ http://scottsays.com/2010/05/31/im-getting-married/#comments Tue, 01 Jun 2010 02:01:05 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/?p=788 http://scottsays.com/2010/05/31/im-getting-married/feed/ 0 http://scottsays.com/2010/05/03/our-newest-justice-after-these-messages-2/ http://scottsays.com/2010/05/03/our-newest-justice-after-these-messages-2/#comments Mon, 03 May 2010 14:47:46 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/?p=784 http://scottsays.com/2010/05/03/our-newest-justice-after-these-messages-2/feed/ 0 http://scottsays.com/2010/04/26/roger-ebert-one-ups-the-internet/ http://scottsays.com/2010/04/26/roger-ebert-one-ups-the-internet/#comments Mon, 26 Apr 2010 14:45:03 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/?p=778 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