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		<title>Caps and groans</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 06:22:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I worked my butt off all three years of law school, so naturally I had to dress like a mental patient to graduate.
Silly clothing is a long-standing tradition of higher education. Two weeks ago my classmates and I crossed the stage in blue robes with dark blue arm patches, blue mortarboards, and a purple hood [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What you might&#8217;ve missed during spring</title>
		<link>http://scottsays.com/2009/05/12/426/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 05:02:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s important for great societies to keep histories of all their goings-on. We might as well keep one of ours, too. It’s in this spirit that I present my recap of spring semester 2009, because otherwise I might accidentally study for finals.
JANUARY
Zipcar places two rental vehicles on campus to serve 40,000 students. “It’s super convenient [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Learning, and other horrors of grad school</title>
		<link>http://scottsays.com/2009/04/28/learning-and-other-horrors-of-grad-school/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 18:27:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott Green</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As a law student, undergrads are always asking me questions.  “Why do you think I care that you’re a law student?” is a typical one.
The truth is we graduate-level students have a lot of wisdom, as measured in ponytails.  And there’s nothing we know better than why you shouldn’t become a grad student yourself.
It’s becoming [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What you might&#8217;ve missed during spring</title>
		<link>http://scottsays.com/2008/05/04/what-you-mightve-missed-during-spring/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 23:20:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott Green</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As the old adage goes, &#8220;If you don&#8217;t have anything nice to say, don&#8217;t say anything at all, unless you have an 800-word column to write.&#8221; It is in this spirit that I recap spring semester 2008, which we would all like to forget, but not until after reading this piece. After all, The Daily [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You didn&#8217;t play frisbee on the Quad?</title>
		<link>http://scottsays.com/2008/05/01/you-didnt-play-frisbee-on-the-quad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 23:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott Green</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Graduation is the first day of the rest of your life, by which I mean &#8220;Ha ha, you have to be an adult now.&#8221; Not that I would know. I got my Political Science degree in 2006 but began law school that fall, so I&#8217;ve staved off adulthood at least until I get my Juris [...]]]></description>
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		<title>After six years, Mom&#8217;s Weekend getting old</title>
		<link>http://scottsays.com/2008/04/08/after-six-years-moms-weekend-getting-old/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 04:55:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is your mother coming to visit you this weekend? Congratulations, you still have four days to move to a different address. Otherwise you will be subjected to a number of Mom&#8217;s Weekend traditions that have happened every year for as long as anybody can remember. It&#8217;s like the State of the Union address, only more [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Leadership you can trust, if you&#8217;ve been drinking</title>
		<link>http://scottsays.com/2008/02/21/leadership-you-can-trust-if-youve-been-drinking/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 17:59:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott Green</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I cannot stress enough the importance of being an active participant in University politics, so you should definitely vote in this semester&#8217;s campus elections, unless they already happened.
Apparently the elections are next Tuesday and Wednesday. So to honor our system of participatory democracy, I am announcing my write-in candidacy for Student Trustee in the spirit [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Scott Green&#8217;s Semester in Review (Fall 2007)</title>
		<link>http://scottsays.com/2007/12/12/scott-greens-semester-in-review-fall-2007/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2007 11:44:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott Green</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fall 2007 was a busy semester at the University of Illinois; a lot of very important and historical things happened. If, like me, you didn&#8217;t care about those important and historical things, you probably have no idea what they were. So I went out and did the minimum amount of research I felt I could [...]]]></description>
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