I’ve noticed there are a lot of unattractive people out there, and I’d really like to do something to help them give me money.

There’s a lot to be made because as a species, humans are obsessed with looking younger, thinner and prettier.  There is an evolutionary reason for this:  back in caveman days, if you weren’t young, thin and pretty, you had very little chance of being cast on a reality television program. Read the rest of this entry »

Between the Iraq War, deniers of global warming, Guantanamo Bay detainees and pushy American tourists, the United States’s perception in the global community has hit a staggering low. So the last thing we need is for the world to know how vile our beer is.

Belgian company InBev bought Anheuser-Busch, which brews nearly half of all U.S. beer, in a $52 billion deal. The European company announced its intentions to promote Budweiser internationally to the level of Coca-Cola. But Budweiser, like all other top American beers, is swill. Just look at our two most popular domestic brands – there’s Miller Lite, which tastes like pennies, and Bud Light, which tastes like bland pennies. Read the rest of this entry »