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		<title>What you might&#8217;ve missed during spring</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s important for great societies to keep histories of all their goings-on. We might as well keep one of ours, too. It’s in this spirit that I present my recap of spring semester 2009, because otherwise I might accidentally study for finals.
JANUARY
Zipcar places two rental vehicles on campus to serve 40,000 students. “It’s super convenient [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Big Ten Network perks finally unveiled</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Big Ten Network has finally won my support, and all it had to do was use a classic logic-based argument that has convinced people of things for years: &#8220;You can have free beer.&#8221;
Before the beer I was unhappy about BTN, a television network ostensibly aiming to further the mission statements the esteemed institutions of [...]]]></description>
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