http://scottsays.com ScottSays.com - the collected works of humor columnist Scott Green Tue, 01 Jun 2010 02:01:05 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 2007-2008 scott@scottsays.com (Scott Green) scott@scottsays.com (Scott Green) posts 1440 This is humor columnist Scott Green as you have never heard him before: With your ears. Scott has been making readers spit coffee out their noses for years, even when they were not drinking coffee, though he admits this is largely due to his appearance. The Scott Green Podcast: Illiteracy has never been so much fun. Scott Green Scott Green scott@scottsays.com No no http://scottsays.com/wp-content/plugins/podpress/images/podcast/scott-144x144.jpg http://scottsays.com 144 144 http://scottsays.com/2009/05/12/426/ http://scottsays.com/2009/05/12/426/#comments Tue, 12 May 2009 05:02:06 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/?p=426 http://scottsays.com/2009/05/12/426/feed/ 0 http://scottsays.com/2009/05/07/how-i-engaged-my-favorite-reader/ http://scottsays.com/2009/05/07/how-i-engaged-my-favorite-reader/#comments Thu, 07 May 2009 19:42:28 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/2009/05/07/how-i-engaged-my-favorite-reader/ http://scottsays.com/2009/05/07/how-i-engaged-my-favorite-reader/feed/ 2 http://scottsays.com/2009/04/30/poker-lesson-number-one-live-near-an-atm/ http://scottsays.com/2009/04/30/poker-lesson-number-one-live-near-an-atm/#comments Thu, 30 Apr 2009 09:08:08 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/2009/04/30/poker-lesson-number-one-live-near-an-atm/ http://scottsays.com/2009/04/30/poker-lesson-number-one-live-near-an-atm/feed/ 0 http://scottsays.com/2009/04/23/shakespeare-you-old-hack-happy-birthday/ http://scottsays.com/2009/04/23/shakespeare-you-old-hack-happy-birthday/#comments Thu, 23 Apr 2009 16:49:30 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/2009/04/23/shakespeare-you-old-hack-happy-birthday/ http://scottsays.com/2009/04/23/shakespeare-you-old-hack-happy-birthday/feed/ 1 http://scottsays.com/2009/04/16/red-hots-get-yer-red-hot-newspapers-heeeeeeyah/ http://scottsays.com/2009/04/16/red-hots-get-yer-red-hot-newspapers-heeeeeeyah/#comments Thu, 16 Apr 2009 16:49:17 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/2009/04/26/red-hots-get-yer-red-hot-newspapers-heeeeeeyah/ http://scottsays.com/2009/04/16/red-hots-get-yer-red-hot-newspapers-heeeeeeyah/feed/ 2 http://scottsays.com/2009/04/09/our-newest-justice-after-these-messages/ http://scottsays.com/2009/04/09/our-newest-justice-after-these-messages/#comments Thu, 09 Apr 2009 18:51:49 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/2009/04/09/our-newest-justice-after-these-messages/ http://scottsays.com/2009/04/09/our-newest-justice-after-these-messages/feed/ 2 http://scottsays.com/2009/04/02/finding-an-apartment-in-chicago-great-rustic-fun/ http://scottsays.com/2009/04/02/finding-an-apartment-in-chicago-great-rustic-fun/#comments Thu, 02 Apr 2009 17:12:05 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/2009/04/�y%/finding-an-apartment-in-chicago-great-rustic-fun/ http://scottsays.com/2009/04/02/finding-an-apartment-in-chicago-great-rustic-fun/feed/ 1 http://scottsays.com/2009/03/19/michael-jordan-will-save-our-economy/ http://scottsays.com/2009/03/19/michael-jordan-will-save-our-economy/#comments Thu, 19 Mar 2009 22:31:04 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/2009/03/19/michael-jordan-will-save-our-economy/ http://scottsays.com/2009/03/19/michael-jordan-will-save-our-economy/feed/ 2 http://scottsays.com/2009/03/12/lawyers-have-ethics-they-bet-they-do/ http://scottsays.com/2009/03/12/lawyers-have-ethics-they-bet-they-do/#comments Thu, 12 Mar 2009 22:29:02 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/2009/03/12/lawyers-have-ethics-they-bet-they-do/ http://scottsays.com/2009/03/12/lawyers-have-ethics-they-bet-they-do/feed/ 3 http://scottsays.com/2009/03/05/the-unofficial-scam-guide-to-hookups/ http://scottsays.com/2009/03/05/the-unofficial-scam-guide-to-hookups/#comments Thu, 05 Mar 2009 12:48:17 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/2009/03/05/the-unofficial-scam-guide-to-hookups/ http://scottsays.com/2009/03/05/the-unofficial-scam-guide-to-hookups/feed/ 0 http://scottsays.com/2009/02/26/a-closed-letter-to-roland-burris/ http://scottsays.com/2009/02/26/a-closed-letter-to-roland-burris/#comments Thu, 26 Feb 2009 12:47:35 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/2009/02/26/a-closed-letter-to-roland-burris/ http://scottsays.com/2009/02/26/a-closed-letter-to-roland-burris/feed/ 3 http://scottsays.com/2009/02/19/single-guys-enjoy-manly-music-while-you-can/ http://scottsays.com/2009/02/19/single-guys-enjoy-manly-music-while-you-can/#comments Thu, 19 Feb 2009 06:26:22 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/2009/02/19/single-guys-enjoy-manly-music-while-you-can/ http://scottsays.com/2009/02/19/single-guys-enjoy-manly-music-while-you-can/feed/ 3