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		<title>Caps and groans</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I worked my butt off all three years of law school, so naturally I had to dress like a mental patient to graduate.
Silly clothing is a long-standing tradition of higher education. Two weeks ago my classmates and I crossed the stage in blue robes with dark blue arm patches, blue mortarboards, and a purple hood [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Learning, and other horrors of grad school</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[As a law student, undergrads are always asking me questions.  “Why do you think I care that you’re a law student?” is a typical one.
The truth is we graduate-level students have a lot of wisdom, as measured in ponytails.  And there’s nothing we know better than why you shouldn’t become a grad student yourself.
It’s becoming [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lawyers have ethics?  They bet they do</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[“Legal ethics” is not an oxymoron, and if anyone feels differently, I will file a frivolous lawsuit against you.
I learned about legal ethics to prepare for last Saturday’s Multistate Professional Responsibility Examination, a standardized test that most states require lawyers to pass.  I had to study hard, because most of the questions look like this:
Lawyer, [...]]]></description>
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