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		<itunes:summary>This is humor columnist Scott Green as you have never heard him before:  With your ears.  Scott has been making readers spit coffee out their noses for years, even when they were not drinking coffee, though he admits this is largely due to his appearance.  The Scott Green Podcast:  Illiteracy has never been so much fun.</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Our newest justice, after these messages</title>
		<link>http://scottsays.com/2010/05/03/our-newest-justice-after-these-messages-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2010 14:47:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott Green</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here are two facts that seem, on their face, unrelated:
1.  Barack Obama is about to choose John Paul Stevens’ replacement on the Supreme Court.
2.  “American Idol” is still the top rated show in America.
I think you see where I’m going with this:  Stevens should beat Simon Cowell to death with his gavel.
If that’s not practical, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ill Bill</title>
		<link>http://scottsays.com/2009/11/09/ill-bill/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 04:22:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott Green</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think it’s wonderful the House has passed health care reform legislation.  Not on the merits of the bill.  It’s not like the thing will become an actual law during my lifetime.  What I’m excited about is that with all the yelling and name-calling and baseless accusations, congressmen in both houses haven’t had time to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>AAAHH!!!  REAL LAWSUITS</title>
		<link>http://scottsays.com/2009/10/19/aaahh-real-lawsuits/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 17:02:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott Green</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I want to know what this country’s coming to when a humble little multinational conglomerate can’t sell its energy drink without some mom-and-pop brewery making a beverage whose name contains many of the same letters.
The Hansen Beverage Company, which makes Monster Energy Drink, learned the Rock Art Brewery, a small hard beverage company in Morrisville, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bar exam Q&amp;A</title>
		<link>http://scottsays.com/2009/08/04/bar-exam-qa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 04:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott Green</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s unfair the Bar exam has a reputation as the toughest test in America.
Sure, the occasional straggler doesn&#8217;t pass, such as Kathleen Sullivan, who failed the California Bar in 2005 despite having served as &#8212; I swear this is true &#8212; dean of the Stanford Law School the previous five years.
But most people who take [...]]]></description>
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		<title>So a guy walks into a Bar exam&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://scottsays.com/2009/07/28/so-a-guy-walks-into-a-bar-exam/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 03:44:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott Green</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last week I wrote about the character and fitness requirement to passing the Bar, about which I&#8217;d like to remind Bar examiners I was just completely joking around in a totally good-natured way and would like to be removed from the blacklist now, please.
But the hardest part of becoming an attorney is the Bar exam, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Setting a high ethical Bar in the Land of Lincoln</title>
		<link>http://scottsays.com/2009/07/22/setting-a-high-ethical-bar-in-the-land-of-lincoln/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 16:08:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott Green</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not just anyone can become an attorney in Illinois. It would be embarrassing if the state certified someone who later lied or stole or extorted children&#8217;s hospitals for campaign contributions.
That&#8217;s why there&#8217;s a &#8220;Character and Fitness&#8221; component to passing the state Bar. See, this is Illinois, and we don&#8217;t call ourselves the Land of Lincoln [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Learning, and other horrors of grad school</title>
		<link>http://scottsays.com/2009/04/28/learning-and-other-horrors-of-grad-school/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 18:27:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott Green</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As a law student, undergrads are always asking me questions.  “Why do you think I care that you’re a law student?” is a typical one.
The truth is we graduate-level students have a lot of wisdom, as measured in ponytails.  And there’s nothing we know better than why you shouldn’t become a grad student yourself.
It’s becoming [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Our newest justice, after these messages</title>
		<link>http://scottsays.com/2009/04/09/our-newest-justice-after-these-messages/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 18:51:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott Green</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here are two facts that seem, on their face, unrelated:
1. Speculation is ramping up about which Supreme Court justices might die or retire this year, and who could replace them.
2. “American Idol” is still the top rated show in America.
I think you see where I’m going with this:  The justices should beat Simon Cowell [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lawyers have ethics?  They bet they do</title>
		<link>http://scottsays.com/2009/03/12/lawyers-have-ethics-they-bet-they-do/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 22:29:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott Green</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[“Legal ethics” is not an oxymoron, and if anyone feels differently, I will file a frivolous lawsuit against you.
I learned about legal ethics to prepare for last Saturday’s Multistate Professional Responsibility Examination, a standardized test that most states require lawyers to pass.  I had to study hard, because most of the questions look like this:
Lawyer, [...]]]></description>
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