Posts Tagged Movies
Roger Ebert one-ups the Internet
Posted by Scott Green in Humor Columns on April 26th, 2010
Of all I’ve learned about the Internet, I know that if I say anything negative about video games, a lot of very passionate individuals are going to threaten my life with authentic replica broadswords.
So when Roger Ebert wrote in his blog last week that video games don’t count as art, I feared the worst. You don’t associate film critics with Chuck Norris-like self-defense abilities. Most get into the business for free popcorn. Read the rest of this entry »
Spoiled by spoilers, but “Lost” without them
Posted by Scott Green in Humor Columns on April 1st, 2010
Author’s note: Although this column is about the ending of “Lost,” it contains no spoilers. I have gone to great lengths to avoid revealing, for example, that the smoke monster is actually Keyser Soze. Also: Oz was Dorothy’s dream. Thank you.
I’m an American, which means I feel entitled to whatever I want, whenever I want it. It also means my diet consists primarily of cheese. This has led to a thriving pizza delivery industry.
What I’m trying to say is, I don’t like waiting. I’d rather know something ahead of time than be surprised later. This is why I love spoilers, and why the final season of “Lost” is giving me fits. Read the rest of this entry »
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