http://scottsays.com ScottSays.com - the collected works of humor columnist Scott Green Tue, 01 Jun 2010 02:01:05 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 2007-2008 scott@scottsays.com (Scott Green) scott@scottsays.com (Scott Green) posts 1440 This is humor columnist Scott Green as you have never heard him before: With your ears. Scott has been making readers spit coffee out their noses for years, even when they were not drinking coffee, though he admits this is largely due to his appearance. The Scott Green Podcast: Illiteracy has never been so much fun. Scott Green Scott Green scott@scottsays.com No no http://scottsays.com/wp-content/plugins/podpress/images/podcast/scott-144x144.jpg http://scottsays.com 144 144 http://scottsays.com/2010/02/18/youre-ghana-love-the-snow-leopard/ http://scottsays.com/2010/02/18/youre-ghana-love-the-snow-leopard/#comments Thu, 18 Feb 2010 15:49:00 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/?p=645 http://scottsays.com/2010/02/18/youre-ghana-love-the-snow-leopard/feed/ 0 http://scottsays.com/2009/11/09/ill-bill/ http://scottsays.com/2009/11/09/ill-bill/#comments Tue, 10 Nov 2009 04:22:38 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/?p=617 http://scottsays.com/2009/11/09/ill-bill/feed/ 0 http://scottsays.com/2009/10/12/for-athletes-a-nobel-example-of-peace/ http://scottsays.com/2009/10/12/for-athletes-a-nobel-example-of-peace/#comments Tue, 13 Oct 2009 00:13:21 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/?p=587 http://scottsays.com/2009/10/12/for-athletes-a-nobel-example-of-peace/feed/ 0 http://scottsays.com/2009/08/24/obama-babies-fact-or-horrible-fact/ http://scottsays.com/2009/08/24/obama-babies-fact-or-horrible-fact/#comments Mon, 24 Aug 2009 06:16:49 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/2009/08/24/obama-babies-fact-or-horrible-fact/ http://scottsays.com/2009/08/24/obama-babies-fact-or-horrible-fact/feed/ 2 http://scottsays.com/2009/05/27/caps-and-groans/ http://scottsays.com/2009/05/27/caps-and-groans/#comments Wed, 27 May 2009 06:22:14 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/?p=451 http://scottsays.com/2009/05/27/caps-and-groans/feed/ 0 http://scottsays.com/2009/03/19/michael-jordan-will-save-our-economy/ http://scottsays.com/2009/03/19/michael-jordan-will-save-our-economy/#comments Thu, 19 Mar 2009 22:31:04 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/2009/03/19/michael-jordan-will-save-our-economy/ http://scottsays.com/2009/03/19/michael-jordan-will-save-our-economy/feed/ 2 http://scottsays.com/2009/02/12/helping-obama-pass-his-agenda-that-doobie/ 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http://scottsays.com/2008/11/13/an-extremely-historic-night-at-grant-park/ http://scottsays.com/2008/11/13/an-extremely-historic-night-at-grant-park/#comments Thu, 13 Nov 2008 07:08:45 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/2008/11/13/an-extremely-historic-night-at-grant-park/ http://scottsays.com/2008/11/13/an-extremely-historic-night-at-grant-park/feed/ 1 http://scottsays.com/2008/10/09/hey-undecided-voters-surprise-its-october/ http://scottsays.com/2008/10/09/hey-undecided-voters-surprise-its-october/#comments Thu, 09 Oct 2008 19:48:15 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/2008/10/09/hey-undecided-voters-surprise-its-october/ http://scottsays.com/2008/10/09/hey-undecided-voters-surprise-its-october/feed/ 0 http://scottsays.com/2008/09/30/never-trust-a-dead-talking-british-fish/ http://scottsays.com/2008/09/30/never-trust-a-dead-talking-british-fish/#comments Tue, 30 Sep 2008 19:44:27 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/2008/09/30/never-trust-a-dead-talking-british-fish/ 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