http://scottsays.com ScottSays.com - the collected works of humor columnist Scott Green Tue, 01 Jun 2010 02:01:05 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 2007-2008 scott@scottsays.com (Scott Green) scott@scottsays.com (Scott Green) posts 1440 This is humor columnist Scott Green as you have never heard him before: With your ears. Scott has been making readers spit coffee out their noses for years, even when they were not drinking coffee, though he admits this is largely due to his appearance. The Scott Green Podcast: Illiteracy has never been so much fun. Scott Green Scott Green scott@scottsays.com No no http://scottsays.com/wp-content/plugins/podpress/images/podcast/scott-144x144.jpg http://scottsays.com 144 144 http://scottsays.com/2010/04/08/showering-with-40-or-50-women/ http://scottsays.com/2010/04/08/showering-with-40-or-50-women/#comments Thu, 08 Apr 2010 18:26:43 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/?p=771 http://scottsays.com/2010/04/08/showering-with-40-or-50-women/feed/ 0 http://scottsays.com/2010/04/01/spoiled-by-spoilers-but-lost-without-them/ http://scottsays.com/2010/04/01/spoiled-by-spoilers-but-lost-without-them/#comments Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:11:21 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/?p=762 http://scottsays.com/2010/04/01/spoiled-by-spoilers-but-lost-without-them/feed/ 0 http://scottsays.com/2010/03/26/stork-droppings/ http://scottsays.com/2010/03/26/stork-droppings/#comments Fri, 26 Mar 2010 16:14:12 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/?p=650 http://scottsays.com/2010/03/26/stork-droppings/feed/ 0 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19:42:28 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/2009/05/07/how-i-engaged-my-favorite-reader/ http://scottsays.com/2009/05/07/how-i-engaged-my-favorite-reader/feed/ 2 http://scottsays.com/2009/04/02/finding-an-apartment-in-chicago-great-rustic-fun/ http://scottsays.com/2009/04/02/finding-an-apartment-in-chicago-great-rustic-fun/#comments Thu, 02 Apr 2009 17:12:05 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/2009/04/�y%/finding-an-apartment-in-chicago-great-rustic-fun/ http://scottsays.com/2009/04/02/finding-an-apartment-in-chicago-great-rustic-fun/feed/ 1 http://scottsays.com/2009/02/19/single-guys-enjoy-manly-music-while-you-can/ http://scottsays.com/2009/02/19/single-guys-enjoy-manly-music-while-you-can/#comments Thu, 19 Feb 2009 06:26:22 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/2009/02/19/single-guys-enjoy-manly-music-while-you-can/ http://scottsays.com/2009/02/19/single-guys-enjoy-manly-music-while-you-can/feed/ 3 http://scottsays.com/2009/01/22/make-your-nerdiness-work-for-you-on-jeopardy/ 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http://scottsays.com/2008/10/02/im-25-years-old-now-what/ http://scottsays.com/2008/10/02/im-25-years-old-now-what/#comments Thu, 02 Oct 2008 19:45:58 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/2008/10/02/im-25-years-old-now-what/ http://scottsays.com/2008/10/02/im-25-years-old-now-what/feed/ 0 http://scottsays.com/2008/08/28/roommates-snore-at-your-own-risk/ http://scottsays.com/2008/08/28/roommates-snore-at-your-own-risk/#comments Thu, 28 Aug 2008 16:00:09 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/2008/08/28/roommates-snore-at-your-own-risk/ http://scottsays.com/2008/08/28/roommates-snore-at-your-own-risk/feed/ 0 http://scottsays.com/2008/06/18/my-manhood-is-burning/ http://scottsays.com/2008/06/18/my-manhood-is-burning/#comments Wed, 18 Jun 2008 23:21:48 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/2008/06/18/my-manhood-is-burning/ http://scottsays.com/2008/06/18/my-manhood-is-burning/feed/ 0 http://scottsays.com/2008/05/01/you-didnt-play-frisbee-on-the-quad/ 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http://scottsays.com/2008/03/06/feline-owners-mentality-a-catastrophe/ http://scottsays.com/2008/03/06/feline-owners-mentality-a-catastrophe/#comments Fri, 07 Mar 2008 04:50:33 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/2008/03/06/feline-owners-mentality-a-catastrophe/ http://scottsays.com/2008/03/06/feline-owners-mentality-a-catastrophe/feed/ 0 http://scottsays.com/2008/02/28/getting-mom-onto-facebook-for-dummies/ http://scottsays.com/2008/02/28/getting-mom-onto-facebook-for-dummies/#comments Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:02:03 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/2008/02/28/getting-mom-onto-facebook-for-dummies/ http://scottsays.com/2008/02/28/getting-mom-onto-facebook-for-dummies/feed/ 1 http://scottsays.com/2008/02/21/leadership-you-can-trust-if-youve-been-drinking/ http://scottsays.com/2008/02/21/leadership-you-can-trust-if-youve-been-drinking/#comments Thu, 21 Feb 2008 17:59:12 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/2008/02/21/leadership-you-can-trust-if-youve-been-drinking/ http://scottsays.com/2008/02/21/leadership-you-can-trust-if-youve-been-drinking/feed/ 1 http://scottsays.com/2008/02/14/happy-valentines-day-have-this-dead-squirrel/ http://scottsays.com/2008/02/14/happy-valentines-day-have-this-dead-squirrel/#comments Thu, 14 Feb 2008 07:17:04 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/2008/02/14/happy-valentines-day-have-this-dead-squirrel/ http://scottsays.com/2008/02/14/happy-valentines-day-have-this-dead-squirrel/feed/ 2 http://scottsays.com/2008/02/07/snn-the-scott-news-network/ http://scottsays.com/2008/02/07/snn-the-scott-news-network/#comments Thu, 07 Feb 2008 06:29:48 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/2008/02/07/snn-the-scott-news-network/ http://scottsays.com/2008/02/07/snn-the-scott-news-network/feed/ 0 http://scottsays.com/2008/01/30/very-early-offseason-does-not-deter-fans/ http://scottsays.com/2008/01/30/very-early-offseason-does-not-deter-fans/#comments Thu, 31 Jan 2008 01:45:28 +0000 Scott Green 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