http://scottsays.com ScottSays.com - the collected works of humor columnist Scott Green Thu, 05 Aug 2010 14:39:13 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 2007-2008 scott@scottsays.com (Scott Green) scott@scottsays.com (Scott Green) posts 1440 This is humor columnist Scott Green as you have never heard him before: With your ears. Scott has been making readers spit coffee out their noses for years, even when they were not drinking coffee, though he admits this is largely due to his appearance. The Scott Green Podcast: Illiteracy has never been so much fun. Scott Green Scott Green scott@scottsays.com No no http://scottsays.com/wp-content/plugins/podpress/images/podcast/scott-144x144.jpg http://scottsays.com 144 144 http://scottsays.com/2010/02/02/seeing-how-chicago-democracy-sootts-me/ http://scottsays.com/2010/02/02/seeing-how-chicago-democracy-sootts-me/#comments Tue, 02 Feb 2010 23:35:43 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/?p=642 http://scottsays.com/2010/02/02/seeing-how-chicago-democracy-sootts-me/feed/ 0 http://scottsays.com/2009/11/09/ill-bill/ http://scottsays.com/2009/11/09/ill-bill/#comments Tue, 10 Nov 2009 04:22:38 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/?p=617 http://scottsays.com/2009/11/09/ill-bill/feed/ 0 http://scottsays.com/2009/09/21/at-wrigley-blago-just-another-loser/ http://scottsays.com/2009/09/21/at-wrigley-blago-just-another-loser/#comments Mon, 21 Sep 2009 18:30:53 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/?p=575 http://scottsays.com/2009/09/21/at-wrigley-blago-just-another-loser/feed/ 3 http://scottsays.com/2009/08/31/dont-pick-me-pat/ http://scottsays.com/2009/08/31/dont-pick-me-pat/#comments Tue, 01 Sep 2009 03:41:52 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/?p=558 http://scottsays.com/2009/08/31/dont-pick-me-pat/feed/ 0 http://scottsays.com/2009/08/24/obama-babies-fact-or-horrible-fact/ http://scottsays.com/2009/08/24/obama-babies-fact-or-horrible-fact/#comments Mon, 24 Aug 2009 06:16:49 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/2009/08/24/obama-babies-fact-or-horrible-fact/ http://scottsays.com/2009/08/24/obama-babies-fact-or-horrible-fact/feed/ 2 http://scottsays.com/2009/02/26/a-closed-letter-to-roland-burris/ http://scottsays.com/2009/02/26/a-closed-letter-to-roland-burris/#comments Thu, 26 Feb 2009 12:47:35 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/2009/02/26/a-closed-letter-to-roland-burris/ http://scottsays.com/2009/02/26/a-closed-letter-to-roland-burris/feed/ 3 http://scottsays.com/2009/02/12/helping-obama-pass-his-agenda-that-doobie/ 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http://scottsays.com/2008/10/30/unclogging-the-politics-of-plumbing/ http://scottsays.com/2008/10/30/unclogging-the-politics-of-plumbing/#comments Thu, 30 Oct 2008 19:50:50 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/2008/10/30/unclogging-the-politics-of-plumbing/ http://scottsays.com/2008/10/30/unclogging-the-politics-of-plumbing/feed/ 0 http://scottsays.com/2008/10/23/how-america-picks-its-slacker-in-chief/ http://scottsays.com/2008/10/23/how-america-picks-its-slacker-in-chief/#comments Thu, 23 Oct 2008 19:50:06 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/2008/10/23/how-america-picks-its-slacker-in-chief/ http://scottsays.com/2008/10/23/how-america-picks-its-slacker-in-chief/feed/ 0 http://scottsays.com/2008/10/09/hey-undecided-voters-surprise-its-october/ http://scottsays.com/2008/10/09/hey-undecided-voters-surprise-its-october/#comments Thu, 09 Oct 2008 19:48:15 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/2008/10/09/hey-undecided-voters-surprise-its-october/ http://scottsays.com/2008/10/09/hey-undecided-voters-surprise-its-october/feed/ 0 http://scottsays.com/2008/09/30/never-trust-a-dead-talking-british-fish/ http://scottsays.com/2008/09/30/never-trust-a-dead-talking-british-fish/#comments Tue, 30 Sep 2008 19:44:27 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/2008/09/30/never-trust-a-dead-talking-british-fish/ http://scottsays.com/2008/09/30/never-trust-a-dead-talking-british-fish/feed/ 0 http://scottsays.com/2008/09/25/a-floating-question-mark-about-the-economy/ http://scottsays.com/2008/09/25/a-floating-question-mark-about-the-economy/#comments Thu, 25 Sep 2008 16:05:17 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/2008/09/25/a-floating-question-mark-about-the-economy/ http://scottsays.com/2008/09/25/a-floating-question-mark-about-the-economy/feed/ 1 http://scottsays.com/2008/09/11/your-trusty-sex-column-answer-man-goes-political/ http://scottsays.com/2008/09/11/your-trusty-sex-column-answer-man-goes-political/#comments Thu, 11 Sep 2008 16:02:39 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/2008/09/11/your-trusty-sex-column-answer-man-goes-political/ http://scottsays.com/2008/09/11/your-trusty-sex-column-answer-man-goes-political/feed/ 0 http://scottsays.com/2008/08/28/two-conventions-two-deep-comas/ http://scottsays.com/2008/08/28/two-conventions-two-deep-comas/#comments Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:58:15 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/2008/08/28/two-conventions-two-deep-comas/ http://scottsays.com/2008/08/28/two-conventions-two-deep-comas/feed/ 1 http://scottsays.com/2008/07/23/john-mccain-wont-click-this/ http://scottsays.com/2008/07/23/john-mccain-wont-click-this/#comments Thu, 24 Jul 2008 00:11:54 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/2008/07/30/john-mccain-wont-click-this/ http://scottsays.com/2008/07/23/john-mccain-wont-click-this/feed/ 0 http://scottsays.com/2008/07/02/bozos-rain-on-gay-pride-parade/ http://scottsays.com/2008/07/02/bozos-rain-on-gay-pride-parade/#comments Wed, 02 Jul 2008 23:23:06 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/2008/07/02/bozos-rain-on-gay-pride-parade/ http://scottsays.com/2008/07/02/bozos-rain-on-gay-pride-parade/feed/ 0 http://scottsays.com/2008/06/25/beg-for-it-hillary/ http://scottsays.com/2008/06/25/beg-for-it-hillary/#comments Wed, 25 Jun 2008 23:22:28 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/2008/06/02/beg-for-it-hillary/ http://scottsays.com/2008/06/25/beg-for-it-hillary/feed/ 0 http://scottsays.com/2008/06/11/a-bucket-for-barack-obama/ http://scottsays.com/2008/06/11/a-bucket-for-barack-obama/#comments Wed, 11 Jun 2008 23:21:10 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/2008/06/11/a-bucket-for-barack-obama/ http://scottsays.com/2008/06/11/a-bucket-for-barack-obama/feed/ 0 http://scottsays.com/2008/04/10/so-youve-decided-to-burn-down-an-orphanage/ http://scottsays.com/2008/04/10/so-youve-decided-to-burn-down-an-orphanage/#comments Thu, 10 Apr 2008 16:24:10 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/2008/04/10/so-youve-decided-to-burn-down-an-orphanage/ http://scottsays.com/2008/04/10/so-youve-decided-to-burn-down-an-orphanage/feed/ 0 http://scottsays.com/2008/02/21/leadership-you-can-trust-if-youve-been-drinking/ http://scottsays.com/2008/02/21/leadership-you-can-trust-if-youve-been-drinking/#comments Thu, 21 Feb 2008 17:59:12 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/2008/02/21/leadership-you-can-trust-if-youve-been-drinking/ http://scottsays.com/2008/02/21/leadership-you-can-trust-if-youve-been-drinking/feed/ 1 http://scottsays.com/2008/02/07/snn-the-scott-news-network/ http://scottsays.com/2008/02/07/snn-the-scott-news-network/#comments Thu, 07 Feb 2008 06:29:48 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/2008/02/07/snn-the-scott-news-network/ http://scottsays.com/2008/02/07/snn-the-scott-news-network/feed/ 0 http://scottsays.com/2008/02/04/scott-greens-profiles-of-the-leading-presidential-candidates/ http://scottsays.com/2008/02/04/scott-greens-profiles-of-the-leading-presidential-candidates/#comments Mon, 04 Feb 2008 15:13:40 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/2008/02/04/scott-greens-profiles-of-the-leading-presidential-candidates/ http://scottsays.com/2008/02/04/scott-greens-profiles-of-the-leading-presidential-candidates/feed/ 0 http://scottsays.com/2008/01/31/the-primary-problem-with-illinois-is-its-voters/ http://scottsays.com/2008/01/31/the-primary-problem-with-illinois-is-its-voters/#comments Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:28:49 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/2008/01/31/the-primary-problem-with-illinois-is-its-voters/ http://scottsays.com/2008/01/31/the-primary-problem-with-illinois-is-its-voters/feed/ 0 http://scottsays.com/2007/12/12/scott-greens-semester-in-review-fall-2007/ http://scottsays.com/2007/12/12/scott-greens-semester-in-review-fall-2007/#comments Wed, 12 Dec 2007 11:44:39 +0000 Scott Green http://scottsays.com/2007/12/12/scott-greens-semester-in-review-fall-2007/ http://scottsays.com/2007/12/12/scott-greens-semester-in-review-fall-2007/feed/ 0