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		<itunes:summary>This is humor columnist Scott Green as you have never heard him before:  With your ears.  Scott has been making readers spit coffee out their noses for years, even when they were not drinking coffee, though he admits this is largely due to his appearance.  The Scott Green Podcast:  Illiteracy has never been so much fun.</itunes:summary>
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		<title>At Wrigley, Blago just another loser</title>
		<link>http://scottsays.com/2009/09/21/at-wrigley-blago-just-another-loser/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 18:30:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rod Blagojevich is no stranger to losing causes.  He was removed from the Illinois governor’s office.  He wanted President Obama to name him Secretary of Health and Human Services.  He’s a Cubs fan.
I learned the last one Thursday afternoon, when Blagojevich sat in the row behind me at Wrigley Field.  He was at the game [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What you might&#8217;ve missed during spring</title>
		<link>http://scottsays.com/2009/05/12/426/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 05:02:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s important for great societies to keep histories of all their goings-on. We might as well keep one of ours, too. It’s in this spirit that I present my recap of spring semester 2009, because otherwise I might accidentally study for finals.
JANUARY
Zipcar places two rental vehicles on campus to serve 40,000 students. “It’s super convenient [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shakespeare, you old hack!  Happy birthday</title>
		<link>http://scottsays.com/2009/04/23/shakespeare-you-old-hack-happy-birthday/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 16:49:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott Green</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Public school education focuses on long-dead poets and trigonometry but de-emphasizes things that are actually useful, like how to cheat on your taxes or identify a narc. This is why I know so much about William Shakespeare, literary icon and total hack.
Today is the Bard’s 445th birthday and the 393rd anniversary of his death. (It’s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lawyers have ethics?  They bet they do</title>
		<link>http://scottsays.com/2009/03/12/lawyers-have-ethics-they-bet-they-do/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 22:29:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott Green</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[“Legal ethics” is not an oxymoron, and if anyone feels differently, I will file a frivolous lawsuit against you.
I learned about legal ethics to prepare for last Saturday’s Multistate Professional Responsibility Examination, a standardized test that most states require lawyers to pass.  I had to study hard, because most of the questions look like this:
Lawyer, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A closed letter to Roland Burris</title>
		<link>http://scottsays.com/2009/02/26/a-closed-letter-to-roland-burris/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 12:47:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Senator Burris,
My name is Scott Green and I&#8217;m here to help. I&#8217;m an expert on thriving despite not doing anything useful for the length of a senate term, what with being a college student for six years.
Although I&#8217;m writing this in a newspaper, it&#8217;s not an &#8220;open letter.&#8221; (Too much of the advice is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What you might&#8217;ve missed during fall:  Scott Green&#8217;s semester-in-review</title>
		<link>http://scottsays.com/2008/12/16/what-you-mightve-missed-during-fall-scott-greens-semester-in-review/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2008 21:01:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott Green</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wow! Can you believe that so many exciting things happened this semester that my editor asked me to write this column instead of studying for a law school final that could be the difference between landing a prestigious firm job and becoming a minimum wage nasal-hair stylist?
Enough stuff went on that I don&#8217;t even have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>So you&#8217;ve decided to burn down an orphanage</title>
		<link>http://scottsays.com/2008/04/10/so-youve-decided-to-burn-down-an-orphanage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 16:24:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott Green</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today&#8217;s topic is how you, an average citizen who just happens to be a major scumbag politician, can avoid public scorn. The simple secret is to come clean before anyone suspects something is wrong. For example, let&#8217;s say you are a United States Congressperson who intends to set fire to the Orphanage For Really Cute [...]]]></description>
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