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		<title>Michael Jordan will save our economy</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 22:31:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have a plan for fixing the economy that involves Michael Jordan, so Michael, please contact me at your earliest convenience.
The idea struck me a few weeks ago when I had dinner at a Chicago restaurant Jordan owns.  I’d been stewing about a tiny piece of steak that cost approximately as much as the gross [...]]]></description>
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